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marine



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:24 pm    Post subject: Hello All Reply with quote

Hi everyone. My name is Ray, from Utica, NY. I will be visiting Poland soon, and I am hoping to meet my Polish relatives. I also hope some people from here may help me in contacting my relatives before my visit. Thanks and looking forward to meeting some great people on here!
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ImBetterDude



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhmmm...
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Radford
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am your father...................
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

insert favorite Polish joke here { }
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Radford
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taardvark wrote:
insert favorite Polish joke here { }


LOL it's funny you should say that. Because as soon as i saw this thread i went into google and searched 'Polish Jokes'. But couldn't myself to post some of the horrible jokes lmao.
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Radford
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Have you heard the Polish knock knock joke?"
"No."
"Say `knock knock'."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do Polish airplanes fly so low?
So the pilots can read the street signs.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does a Pollack carry a little turd in his pocket?
For identification.
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nsidestrate
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The geography on these spam posts always amuses me.

Ray is from Utica, NY
Ray's location is "Tunisia"
Ray posts from an IP address in Germany
Ray uses an email address hosted in Russia.
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Radford
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nsidestrate wrote:
The geography on these spam posts always amuses me.

Ray is from Utica, NY
Ray's location is "Tunisia"
Ray posts from an IP address in Germany
Ray uses an email address hosted in Russia.


LOL
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doubleup



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Posts: 346
Location: Redding, California

PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nsidestrate wrote:
The geography on these spam posts always amuses me.

Ray is from Utica, NY
Ray's location is "Tunisia"
Ray posts from an IP address in Germany
Ray uses an email address hosted in Russia.


nside wins the ITH Investigation of the Week Award. Hats off to ya.
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