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maf66
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: You jammy git! Reply with quote

Poker Stars, $10 + $1 NL Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP2: 1,570
CO: 1,800
BTN: 765
SB: 2,090
BB: 1,355
UTG: 2,910
Hero (UTG+1): 1,350
MP1: 1,660

Pre-Flop: (45) Ace of Diamonds Jack of Diamonds dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG folds, Hero raises to 90, MP1 calls 90, 4 folds, BB calls 60

Flop: (285) 5 of Diamonds 8 of Diamonds Jack of Clubs (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets 150, MP1 folds, BB raises to 1,265 and is All-In, Hero calls 1,110 and is All-In

Turn: (2,805) Jack of Hearts (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (2,805) 5 of Hearts (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 2,805 Pot
BB showed Queen of Spades Jack of Spades (a full house, Jacks full of Fives) and WON 1,403 (+53 NET)
Hero showed Ace of Diamonds Jack of Diamonds (a full house, Jacks full of Fives) and WON 1,402 (+52 NET)

Here's the Pokerstove results:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 91.818% 91.21% 00.61% 903 6.00 { AdJd }
Hand 1: 08.182% 07.58% 00.61% 75 6.00 { QsJs }


To add further insult, the same guy busted me on the bubble much later on. Sad
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nsidestrate
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Jammy" doesn't seem like it should be an insult.
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maf66
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nsidestrate wrote:
"Jammy" doesn't seem like it should be an insult.

LOL. This is what I called him in the chat box. However he was German and I'm pretty sure he didn't understand what it meant.
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nsidestrate
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nor would Americans.
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Misunderstud
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nsidestrate wrote:
"Jammy" doesn't seem like it should be an insult.


It isn't. It means extraordinarily lucky. 'Git' is the insult. It means git.
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the_hawk
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great thread title. Both "jammy" and "git" are sadly under-used words, especially in the poker context.
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Neilis
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Australians in your audience understand perfectly.
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nsidestrate
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had to look it up. I know git as a mild insult, although I've only ever heard it as part of the phrase "stupid git."

I was amused to note that in the particular Brit-slang website I visited, a ridiculous number of the entires were synonyms for drunk.
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Misunderstud
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nsidestrate wrote:
I was amused to note that in the particular Brit-slang website I visited, a ridiculous number of the entires were synonyms for drunk.


As indeed are a ridiculous number of Brits.
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